crawdad
crawdad by Christopher Wade October 27, 2005
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crawdad
1.A fat kid that enjoys bowling and gay sex.
2. A funny thing to scream to piss a fat kid off
3. tiny lobster-like crustaceans usually boiled briefly
2. A funny thing to scream to piss a fat kid off
3. tiny lobster-like crustaceans usually boiled briefly
crawdad by AndrewandJames August 30, 2004
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Crawdad
"Damn, look at that crawdad".
"I wish i was that good like crawdad".
"I wanna pretend to be friends with that crawdad".
"I wish i was that good like crawdad".
"I wanna pretend to be friends with that crawdad".
Crawdad by rawrlikeatiger August 3, 2010
Crawdad
Male who wears white oakleys, boots, and will fuck anyone. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or railing girls in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a fuckboy.
Crawdad by #showtruck #oakleys #fuckboy May 30, 2016
crawdad
a loser
a herb
someone who bowls twenty fo' seven
a fat kid
smelly kid who poops himself in lab
a man with titties that juggle eat time he takes a step
a boy who chews in mrs. czulaks nipples for fun, then sucks her cock.
a herb
someone who bowls twenty fo' seven
a fat kid
smelly kid who poops himself in lab
a man with titties that juggle eat time he takes a step
a boy who chews in mrs. czulaks nipples for fun, then sucks her cock.
crawdad!!!
yo check out crawdad.
crawdad is such dweeb
crawdad cant get no pu tang if his ghetto ass life depended on it
yo check out crawdad.
crawdad is such dweeb
crawdad cant get no pu tang if his ghetto ass life depended on it
crawdad by honey drew August 31, 2004
Crawdad Pissing
Crawdad Pissing
To pee like a Crawdad
Pissing like a crawdad.
When you have to pee really bad. Especially after drinking a lot of beer.
"I'm about to crawdad over here"
To pee like a Crawdad
Pissing like a crawdad.
When you have to pee really bad. Especially after drinking a lot of beer.
"I'm about to crawdad over here"
Crawdad Pissing by Porsu October 26, 2019
crawdad gumba
Crawdad gumba is not man nor thing but a being from beyond known to be an apparition or spirit that dewls within all of us that causes the hunger some of us can control it but others give in to the hunger feeding crawdad gumba providing energy until the strong enough to devour the host
crawdad gumba by JB12JB March 19, 2016
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