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crawdad

Bailey occasionally found little crawdads in his backyard creek. "Not bad for a crawdad!"
by Christopher Wade October 27, 2005
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crawdad

1.A fat kid that enjoys bowling and gay sex.
2. A funny thing to scream to piss a fat kid off
3. tiny lobster-like crustaceans usually boiled briefly
CRAWDAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crawdad is a homo.
by AndrewandJames August 30, 2004
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Crawdad

Juciy, tasty looking sea creature. Good in bed and loves anal after bowling!
"Damn, look at that crawdad".
"I wish i was that good like crawdad".
"I wanna pretend to be friends with that crawdad".
by rawrlikeatiger August 3, 2010
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Crawdad

Male who wears white oakleys, boots, and will fuck anyone. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or railing girls in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a fuckboy.
Hey Garrett look at that crawdad driving a duramax show truck wearing white oakleys
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crawdad

a loser
a herb
someone who bowls twenty fo' seven
a fat kid
smelly kid who poops himself in lab
a man with titties that juggle eat time he takes a step
a boy who chews in mrs. czulaks nipples for fun, then sucks her cock.
crawdad!!!
yo check out crawdad.
crawdad is such dweeb
crawdad cant get no pu tang if his ghetto ass life depended on it
by honey drew August 31, 2004
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Crawdad Pissing

Having to pee after drinking alot of beer
Crawdad Pissing

To pee like a Crawdad
Pissing like a crawdad.

When you have to pee really bad. Especially after drinking a lot of beer.

"I'm about to crawdad over here"
by Porsu October 26, 2019
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crawdad gumba

Crawdad gumba is not man nor thing but a being from beyond known to be an apparition or spirit that dewls within all of us that causes the hunger some of us can control it but others give in to the hunger feeding crawdad gumba providing energy until the strong enough to devour the host
We must feel the hunger of crawdad gumba
by JB12JB March 19, 2016
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