crawl space 

Cavernous pussy. Good for spelunking.


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I peeked my head into the crawl space.

crawl space by T. J. October 30, 2003

Japanese crawl space 

When someone clamps there partners anal wide open, and screams bonsai into their anal hole. Then continues to lick the anal rim counter clockwise.

Hey I gave Linda a Japanese crawl space last night after dinner!

Japanese crawl space by TRYTTRIT March 7, 2017

in the crawl space

The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "in the closet". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.

Cal: You know, Andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all Friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!

in the crawl space by StaccatoPoet March 1, 2009

crawlspace 

The area in your head where thoughts of a single person constantly reside.

When a person online has annoyed you so much or out argued you so much that you constantly think about them and how to insult them again and again, and you constantly post about them, then they have occupied your crawlspace, similar to that small area under a house, they have moved in and taken up residence in your brain causing you to think about them all the time.

Message board post #1: SPEMike is a cockhomo fat-ass who can't get a girl

Message board response to #1: SPEMike is totally in your crawlspace dude.

crawlspace by SpofoAnon July 3, 2007

crawlspace 

a rather large vagina.

I was fucking this chick and her vagina was so big it was like a crawlspace. I needed a headlamp to find my way out.

crawlspace by Hemie the Clown August 4, 2010

crawlspace 

n. The last place you'll never see.

A woman's throat in the hands is worth three in the crawlspace.

crawlspace by captain cracklins September 25, 2003

Crawlspace Cooter

Images stored in ones brain to be used later to pleasure oneself

Boy look at her in that swimsuit... Crawlspace Cooter
Or for people in Alabama: "Did you see that ewe at the livestock auction, talk about some Crawlspace Cooter."

Crawlspace Cooter by Ughhhhhhhjhj September 10, 2021