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Craunt is a crusty layer of crust on your taint that you get when you don't wash for a very very very long time. Craunt usually looks like the crusty bits you get in your eyes in the morning and smells like Italian dressing mixed with dry shit.
Person one: Dude, you need to shower. I can smell you from here.

Person two: I know. I'm starting to get craunty.

Or

Person one: Look at that chick over there. gross.
Person two: Ew. I can smell her craunt from here.
Craunt by Sheldude64 November 5, 2016
Words you can keep

cruntzle 

Ugly, crusty, nasty, smelly, and/or bad pussy you would never fuck.
How was she? I didn't tap that shit! Bitch had a cruntzle!
cruntzle by Monkage December 13, 2013
Related Words
Craunt crunt crant Caunt Crunty chaunt Claunt crunting Chauntae Chaunté

Chauntel 

An interesting specimen in the sense that they are not only wonderfully esthetic, but also very entertaining. Can be found in the Northwestern regions of USA. Have the tendancy to be somewhat direct and upfront, which can be disconcerting for some people, although this is known to be harmless and should be expected during interaction with Chauntel. Considered to be in the top five percentile of the most beautiful creatures on the earth - a rarity like this should be appreciated with the upmost attention and respect.
That Chauntel has a juicy booty.
Chauntel by yer motha August 25, 2009
Somebody that is both being cranky and a cunt at the same time.
What is wrong with you? Why are you acting like a crunt today?
CRUNT by cvigvigs July 8, 2020
Someone who lives shallow end of the gene pool
"Gawd! he's such a Caunter!!! "
"Yep, he's definitely from the shallow end of the gene pool!"
Caunter by dr snow December 12, 2016

Chauntia 

The most loyal, faithful and loving person you will ever meet. When she shows love, it's genuine and pure. Always looking out for others and putting herself last.
Chauntia is the best girl you'll ever find.
Chauntia by Mz. Byrd January 17, 2017
The navajo word for shit
You chaunt in my cereal, you bastard!
chaunt by Matt gallagher February 1, 2007
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
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Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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