Craunt

Craunt is a crusty layer of crust on your taint that you get when you don't wash for a very very very long time. Craunt usually looks like the crusty bits you get in your eyes in the morning and smells like Italian dressing mixed with dry shit.

Person one: Dude, you need to shower. I can smell you from here.

Person two: I know. I'm starting to get craunty.

Or

Person one: Look at that chick over there. gross.
Person two: Ew. I can smell her craunt from here.

by Sheldude64 November 5, 2016

cruntzle

Ugly, crusty, nasty, smelly, and/or bad pussy you would never fuck.

How was she? I didn't tap that shit! Bitch had a cruntzle!

by Monkage December 13, 2013

Chauntel

An interesting specimen in the sense that they are not only wonderfully esthetic, but also very entertaining. Can be found in the Northwestern regions of USA. Have the tendancy to be somewhat direct and upfront, which can be disconcerting for some people, although this is known to be harmless and should be expected during interaction with Chauntel. Considered to be in the top five percentile of the most beautiful creatures on the earth - a rarity like this should be appreciated with the upmost attention and respect.

That Chauntel has a juicy booty.

by yer motha August 25, 2009

CRUNT

Somebody that is both being cranky and a cunt at the same time.

What is wrong with you? Why are you acting like a crunt today?

by cvigvigs July 8, 2020

Caunter

Someone who lives shallow end of the gene pool

"Gawd! he's such a Caunter!!! "
"Yep, he's definitely from the shallow end of the gene pool!"

by dr snow December 12, 2016

Chauntia

The most loyal, faithful and loving person you will ever meet. When she shows love, it's genuine and pure. Always looking out for others and putting herself last.

Chauntia is the best girl you'll ever find.

by Mz. Byrd January 17, 2017

chaunt

The navajo word for shit

You chaunt in my cereal, you bastard!

by Matt gallagher February 1, 2007