Caunt 

What you are if your cousin has a child.

Alexis, you are such a caunt!

Caunt by paisley_shirt September 25, 2011

Caunt 

1) Another word for "Cunt"
2) Another word for a vagina

Dude: Hey
Other dude: You're a Caunt!

Caunt by x_Christina_x July 5, 2006

Caunt 

A combination of the words ‘cunt’ and ‘aunt’. When your aunt is a cunt, you call her Caunt.

Isn’t Aunt Erica such a caunt?

Caunt by jessicastyless March 18, 2018

Caunt 

1. an aunt who is a cunt

"Does Aunt Susan have to stay with us? She's a total caunt!"

Caunt by Chim Richalds87 September 19, 2009

Caunt 

A cousin who takes on the role of an aunt or has a close, aunt-like relationship with their cousin’s child.

My cousin’s daughter calls me her caunt because I’m always there for her like an aunt!

Caunt by Ginger Loytershtien January 4, 2025

Saussie caunt 

A video from a Australian dude of a sausage (saussie) rolling and cooking evenly

The fookin Saussie caunt is evenly cooking itself

Saussie caunt by pepisman September 20, 2021

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015