Caunt

What you are if your cousin has a child.

Alexis, you are such a caunt!

by paisley_shirt September 25, 2011

Caunt

1) Another word for "Cunt"
2) Another word for a vagina

Dude: Hey
Other dude: You're a Caunt!

by x_Christina_x July 5, 2006

Caunt

A combination of the words ‘cunt’ and ‘aunt’. When your aunt is a cunt, you call her Caunt.

Isn’t Aunt Erica such a caunt?

by jessicastyless March 18, 2018

Caunt

1. an aunt who is a cunt

"Does Aunt Susan have to stay with us? She's a total caunt!"

by Chim Richalds87 September 19, 2009

Caunt

A cousin who takes on the role of an aunt or has a close, aunt-like relationship with their cousin’s child.

My cousin’s daughter calls me her caunt because I’m always there for her like an aunt!

by Ginger Loytershtien January 4, 2025

Saussie caunt

A video from a Australian dude of a sausage (saussie) rolling and cooking evenly

The fookin Saussie caunt is evenly cooking itself

by pepisman September 20, 2021

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

by Club April 11, 2015