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Craunt is a crusty layer of crust on your taint that you get when you don't wash for a very very very long time. Craunt usually looks like the crusty bits you get in your eyes in the morning and smells like Italian dressing mixed with dry shit.
Person one: Dude, you need to shower. I can smell you from here.

Person two: I know. I'm starting to get craunty.

Or

Person one: Look at that chick over there. gross.
Person two: Ew. I can smell her craunt from here.
Craunt by Sheldude64 November 5, 2016
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cruntzle 

Ugly, crusty, nasty, smelly, and/or bad pussy you would never fuck.
How was she? I didn't tap that shit! Bitch had a cruntzle!
cruntzle by Monkage December 13, 2013
Related Words
Craunt • crunt • crant • Caunt • Crunty • chaunt • Claunt • crunting • Chauntae • Chaunté

Chauntel 

An interesting specimen in the sense that they are not only wonderfully esthetic, but also very entertaining. Can be found in the Northwestern regions of USA. Have the tendancy to be somewhat direct and upfront, which can be disconcerting for some people, although this is known to be harmless and should be expected during interaction with Chauntel. Considered to be in the top five percentile of the most beautiful creatures on the earth - a rarity like this should be appreciated with the upmost attention and respect.
That Chauntel has a juicy booty.
Chauntel by yer motha August 25, 2009
Somebody that is both being cranky and a cunt at the same time.
What is wrong with you? Why are you acting like a crunt today?
CRUNT by cvigvigs July 8, 2020
Someone who lives shallow end of the gene pool
"Gawd! he's such a Caunter!!! "
"Yep, he's definitely from the shallow end of the gene pool!"
Caunter by dr snow December 12, 2016

Chauntia 

The most loyal, faithful and loving person you will ever meet. When she shows love, it's genuine and pure. Always looking out for others and putting herself last.
Chauntia is the best girl you'll ever find.
Chauntia by Mz. Byrd January 17, 2017
You chaunt in my cereal, you bastard!
chaunt by Matt gallagher February 1, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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