crunt

A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".

Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"

For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".

I'm having an absolute crunt of a day.

by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006

crunt

Used to describe a woman when "cunt" just isn't strong enough.

Marc:"My friend Kevin worked two jobs to support his wife while she was in Grad School, and as soon as she graduated, she left him for another man."
Me:"Man, what a crunt!"

by braino67 August 06, 2010

crunt

Not to be confused with the gooch, the "Crunt" is a rear view of a naked man's ballsack dangling between his legs.

I got mooned yesterday and got some crunt action.

Becky: "Dammit Ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt."

by m4ch0 July 21, 2008

crunt

Portmanteau of crazy and cunt. Used when the cunt in question is also fucking nuts.

Sally completely flipped out when she saw me chatting with my friend Lisa. What a crunt!

by skullmuffins November 12, 2010

crunt

Combination of the words "cunt" and "runt" used to describe a really short, bitchy girl.

I truly hate Christine. She's such a crunt.

by Melissa B. November 14, 2005

crunt

a crusty cunt; a vagina with any type of crusty substance surrounding the vaginal area.

"So did you finger Britney last night?
No man she had the nastiest crunt. I was geekin."

by dgeezy January 08, 2008

crunt

some one who is a cunt but a rotton cunt. Rotton cunt.

I can't beleive my best friend fucked my boyfriend,that was rotton what a cunt.A real crunt.

by stern monkey August 02, 2009