Definitions by Stizzlargh

sh'ite 

A shortening of 'Is she alright?'.

'sh'ite her?'
'aye'
'sound'

sh'ite by Stizzlargh October 3, 2012

Jammy Crashmats 

Tampon or sanitary towel

'Oi oi, that bints hit the jammy crashmats, I can see from here'

Jammy Crashmats by Stizzlargh January 13, 2009

Twat Rag 

The twat rag, spaff sponge or twat towel is a piece of material or an old unused garment that is employed when ejaculation takes place in order to clean up the resultant mess. It is used repeatedly and can be washed or left unwashed, in which case it will have to be disposed of and replaced within a month or so depending on frequency of masturbation. Usual twat rags include old socks in order to aid 'posh wanks', and old t shirts.

'Woman,throw me the twat rag!'

Twat Rag by Stizzlargh May 27, 2008

scrogging 

An act solely linked to aquatic mammals, like the whale or dolphin and any other sea creature with a blowhole. A popular pastime in Australia, especially on the East Coast. It involves beating off whilst riding atop the swimming beast and then inserting the penis into the blowhole of the creature at the point of climax, ejaculating into the animal.

Rupert: Hey! Wheres my wet suit? And my dolphin?!?
Lawrence: Yeah sorry mate, went scrogging last night, got a bit messy

scrogging by Stizzlargh February 13, 2008