crashmat 

The act of placing toilet paper in the bowl before taking a potentially large and therefore loud dump. Not to be confused with a "poo lasagne" which has a similar process but is purely for comedic effect.

The crashmat has several beneficial properties. It is incredibly useful for:

1. Muffling the splashing sound of poop hitting the toilet water
2. Preventing skid marks in the bowl
3. Ensuring there was paper in the bathroom beforehand
4. Aiding the poo on its journey through the u-bend

"I had to lay down a ferocious dump at my in-laws house last night while they were asleep. Fortunately I laid down a crashmat so no one heard that bomb when it landed."

crashmat by Colonel Krunk September 11, 2011

Crushmate

A crushmate is a person whom you like and who likes you back. You both know that you like each other, but you are not dating for some reason. Having a crushmate is that step between the friend zone and actually going out.

"Hey, I saw you and Rachel talking today." *nudge nudge*
"Yeah, she's just so great."
"You guys are such a cute couple."
"Nah, we're not going out. We're just crushmates."
"Why don't you just ask her out? You obviously like each other!"
"Yeah, we both know. It's just complicated..."

Crushmate by notmonday December 18, 2012

Crash Mat 

Folded up toilet paper carefully placed in the bowl of the toilet in an attempt to reduce splashback. The effectiveness is dependant on the amount of sheets used and the size of the turd or turds. This is especially effective when used for a bout of the runs where splashback is inevitable.

Alan forgot to lay a crash mat and paid the price...serious splashback.

Crash Mat by Crackattack October 13, 2007

cashmatician 

Cash + Mathematician = Cashmatician. A term used to describe those dedicated to the 'paper chase.' It implies more than dedication though; it implies precision, skill, success. To be dubbed a cashmatician, a person has to be damn good at makin' that bank.

Shiiiiit. J-Dogg is runnin' so many hustles right now. That playa is a true cashmatician.

cashmatician by AxtDisciple August 23, 2007

Jammy Crashmats 

Tampon or sanitary towel

'Oi oi, that bints hit the jammy crashmats, I can see from here'

Jammy Crashmats by Stizzlargh January 13, 2009

crashmaster 

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.

Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"

crashmaster by Mike Golding Pussywillow October 10, 2006

crushmate

a crushmate is a person you have a crush on and and is also your classmate

joe: omg i just saw my crushmate at the mall
matthew: oh the cute guy from your class?

joe: yes

crushmate by dinodinodino November 9, 2020