The primary holiday celebrated in capitalist cultures. Generally observed around the winter solstice, Cashmas is a celebration of materialism in which its celebrants attempt to flatter or impress relatives, friends, and acquaintances with the extent of their purchasing power. (The "power to get".) Cashmas co-opts signs, symbols, and sympathies from other religious holidays of the winter season to mask its foundation of conspicuous consumption. In the United States, where the holiday is most actively observed, Cashmas traditionally begins on "Black Friday", that is, the day following Thanksgiving Thursday in November. Holiday observations traditionally end on January 2nd, but may arguably be said to extend through "Super Bowl Sunday" of professional American football. This event can occur as late as the month of February.

Also "$mas".

Jodi spent 14 hours at the mall in celebration of Cashmas.

Cashmas by Jim Strider January 7, 2009

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cashmannies

extra money; cash that is to be used towards buying unnecessary but desirable things

Phil: Hey wanna go to Europe with us?
Dana: I would but I don't got no cashmannies.

Lesl: So excited to stuff my face in AYCE Korean bbq!
Sheld: Oh shute, thanks for reminding me I need to get me some cashmannies from the ATM.

cashmannies by deechypeachy September 7, 2011

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cashmatician

Cash + Mathematician = Cashmatician. A term used to describe those dedicated to the 'paper chase.' It implies more than dedication though; it implies precision, skill, success. To be dubbed a cashmatician, a person has to be damn good at makin' that bank.

Shiiiiit. J-Dogg is runnin' so many hustles right now. That playa is a true cashmatician.

cashmatician by AxtDisciple August 23, 2007

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Cashman

The act of being a "Cashman" is when one Vomits on ones genitals and the surrounding vicinity for amusement.

Look at that mess! I bet he's a right cashman...

Cashman by Meandawg27 October 21, 2010

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