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The combination of the words ass and crack into an easily pronounced one syllable word.
Shove it up your crassk, bitch!!
crassk by Masta Yoda July 23, 2005
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Constantly looking at your phone while out with friends and/or at a public event, e.g. concert, sporting event, wedding, etc.
The concert was great, but instead of taking time to enjoy the show he had his smart phone out and he was crassing the entire time.
crassing by shebainpdx August 26, 2013
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Cresskill High School 

Basically the backup school for Asians and Jews if they don't make it to BCA. The architects of this school were probably drunk cause the building's one bigass floor. The high school is well known for the bathroom party couple years back.
A: Did u make it to BCA??
B: No, still stuck in Cresskill High School
A: Ur parents must be pissed at u...
B: They abandoned me

crassturbation

The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity
John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
crassturbation by derpymuffins June 18, 2014
To be on your phone during a party, conversation, sports event, or other place where it is inappropriate or antisocial.
"Yeah, we all went out to dinner for my birthday but everyone was just crassing."
Crassing by djnarnz September 7, 2013

crassanova 

Some dude who is an crass and an asshole but somehow is cool/rad enought to get his way with lots of babes because for some unknown reason lots of girls are attracted to getting treated like shit.
dude1:"Did you hear about Johnny?"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"
crassanova by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Crassmonkey 

An 'out of the ordinary' individual who just by being themselves, will constantly commit faux pas perceived as lude or inappropriate.
Things a crassmonkey might do:
*Eat Swedish Fish found on a park bench
*Pick his nose in public
*Eat the butt end roach of a joint to refrain from wasting pot
*Burp often
Crassmonkey by Newbury December 29, 2004
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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