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A phat white kid that spends his time eating Oreos and roasting others because he has no other talents.
Carl is a real crassus
crassus by Barry Kyle May 3, 2018
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Any unusually potent and strong marijuana.
Let's go smoke some crassus. That crassus sure got me stoned.
crassus by TrapperGolds March 9, 2008
An adjective for for someone that is incredibly stupid.
You are a Crassus.
Crassus by Ricardibandz August 16, 2019
Contrary to popular belief, Cassus is not a hot male surrounded by ten chicks at all times. She's a dope ass girl with a crazy sense of humor. She's hella tough but also super nice once you get to know her. It is really hard to find nicknames for her but someone has to think of something other than "Cashew". Her style is amazing and she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Pineapple on pizza isn't good Cassus.
Cassus by Pretzels365 November 23, 2019

crussussle 

A leisurely car ride with no destination in mind, taken purely for the pleasure of driving, either alone or with friends. Generally with tunes playing.
I gotta get out of the house man.
Where do you want to go?

Nowhere in particular, let's just go for a crussussle.
crussussle by EOCANADA June 4, 2018
Stupid or dumb
You Crassis child
crassis by Taeshia August 8, 2021
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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