crasple 

Sexual party game wherein a group of men compete to see who can fit a glow stick up the length of their urethra the fastest. The winner shouts "CRASPLE" and the losers must keep their glow sticks in for the rest of the night.

"Why is there a glow stick in your penis"
"From Crasple, duh"

crasple by SAEINSIDER November 8, 2023

holy crip its a crapple 

when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair

"Holy crip its a crapple"

holy crip its a crapple by jesus was a hirotic February 24, 2009

Crapple

A nickname given to Apple, who makes the iMac (iCrap), iPod (CrapPod), AppleTV (CrappleTV), iPhone (CrapPhone), and iPad (CrapPad). Crapple is notorious for their capability to woo people with a shiny case and a nifty gimmick, but no other endearing qualities, often with a hefty price tag. Their computers are known for being very shiny (literally and figuratively), but having a major lack of software support, and being bragged about because of features any other computer in the world does just as well, if not better.

Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.

I wanted to play the new game that came out with my friend, but he bought a Crapple computer.

Crapple by Gandalf20000 January 30, 2010

Crapplesauce 

Crapplesauce()n. Applesauce made with apples considered sub-par by apple-growers. This term pertains especially to applesauce made with Red Delicious--also known as Red Chief Apples, which produces an applesauce that is neither red, nor delicious and "tastes like crap".

"The applesauce in the cafeteria is gross!"
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."

Crapplesauce by kimbler230 January 19, 2010

deineth cramplel 

the cramping of your balls, thighs, buttocks, and feet muscles all at the same time.

person 1: mike just had a "deineth cramplel"

person 2: oh shit, I hope he's okay.

deineth cramplel by himigane November 12, 2021

Crapplebee's 

n. - insulting remark to chain restaurant Applebee's, which appears poised to take over every suburban town as the dominant teenage hangout spot. Often used after consuming their poorly made boneless buffalo chicken.

"Holy crap, it looks like our entire high school is eating at Crapplebee's tonight!"

(on the toilet after bad buffalo chicken) "I'm never eating at Crapplebee's again!"

Crapplebee's by Kulags December 23, 2005

crApple

Crapple is an assortment of useless apps that is forced on users as part of new ios updates.

The Apple i Watch icon on my iphone is useless as I don't have an apple watch. So I create a folder on my phone for this app and the rest of the crapple.

crApple by GeoBandito May 10, 2016