1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".

2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.
1. The sky is falling? That's just applesauce!

2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.
by cupajoe April 6, 2010
1. The sauce made from apples and is mixed in with cinnamon.
2. Apparently the only thing in my best friend's house... Other than noodles.
3. The food moms feed their children when they don't have baby food.
"Applesauce, applesauce, applesauce, applesauce... Unsweetened applesauce..."

"All that was in there was applesauce."

"So then, it's agreed... applesauce.
by Katie Marie Bell October 15, 2011
Applesauce is code for LSD.
Person 1: "hey man, what's wrong with you. you look totally out of it."
Person 2: "i just had some applesauce."
Person 1: "ah, that stuff's the shiiiit!"
by Tim Viale May 25, 2009
Bogosian's vagina. See Bogosian
by Mr. Corvasi October 13, 2004
Bring back applesauce but in a new meaning

applesauce(n) = to describe something of the high supreme vulgarness
if you see like dog crap mixed into a bottle of cat piss just say DAMYN *BLACK VOICE* DATS SUM APPLESAUCE RIGHT DER

Or even

Dog 1: Are you liking yourself!
Dog 2: yeah so what? we're dogs
Dog 1: That's just some applesauce right there
by applesauce is dirty June 18, 2010
When a person pisses and throws up on their partner leaving a slight resemblance of applesauce on their chest
Guy 1: So what happened last night?
Guy 2: I totally applesauced my girlfriend
Guy 1: Dude that's AWESOME!
by Johnny Applesauceseed April 16, 2011