crapple

Another name for Apple, who makes the worst computers ever made except for word-processing (which my old 66 MHZ can do) and graphic design. Tries to lure newbies in by making flashy colors, but then craps on their heads.

Bob: Hey, want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?

Jake: No, my mom bought me a crApple. It doesn't support any games!

Bob: That's teh sux0rz!

by Froggyliciousness February 8, 2004

crapple

it's the aroma left after you take a dump and use apple airfreshener...

I had a housewarming party and I left a can of Apple airfreshener in the bathroom. Someone dropped a duce and used the airfreshener, when someone went in the bathroom and smelled it they said, "It smells like crapple in her!".

by Chezelle September 14, 2008

crapple

1. A dish made up of crap and apple which is bitter-sweet.
2. The active non-exercise of said values.

Yesterday my company gave me a crapple sandwich with a side of "good job" and my final paycheck!

by muahlamb4 July 30, 2009

crapple

A word from Family guy...

Holy CRIPP hes a CRAPPLE!!!!

by oopoop September 13, 2006

crapple

Crappy apple.

"Gee, Gina this crapple sucks. It reminds me of your mommas butt!" Tommy said.

by gotaskedtothedance5times January 6, 2015

crapple

a poo that is not coming out. (originated from the words crap and cripple)

(on the phone)
"sorry dude, i cant make it to your party"
"why?"
"because this crapple is not coming out!"

by crapplecrapple April 13, 2009

crapple

i combination of the words crap and snapple. usually expresses unhappiness.

"ahh crapple i broke my new phone!!"

by kaima lani May 15, 2009