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Crapplesauce 

Crapplesauce()n. Applesauce made with apples considered sub-par by apple-growers. This term pertains especially to applesauce made with Red Delicious--also known as Red Chief Apples, which produces an applesauce that is neither red, nor delicious and "tastes like crap".
"The applesauce in the cafeteria is gross!"
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."
Crapplesauce by kimbler230 January 19, 2010
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Crapplesauce 

A more fashioned way of saying "crap".
"Holy crapplesauce! That was sweet!"
Crapplesauce by The S October 24, 2003

brapplesauce 

1. a slightly explosive brapple crushed into sauce, not dangerous unless mixed with "the lemons of"
Beware of the lemons of brapplesauce, for it will destroy all in its path!!!
brapplesauce by cheesewingpwnage October 2, 2006

crapple sauce 

Slushy shit comes out all melted and brown
Dom Spreads crapple sauce all over his mouth and sucks on his bed pillow
crapple sauce by Dickpuncher69 October 4, 2005

crapple sauce 

1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.

2. it is to suck at life
"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"
crapple sauce by shoosterjama July 31, 2009

brapplesauce 

This is damn good brapplesauce!
brapplesauce by Brapplesauce February 8, 2010

sour crapple sauce 

1. When sour crout and apple sauce is mixed together.

2. Often used as an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.
1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any. "

2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the floor!"
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