Alex is such a craponteur. He went into this really detailed retelling of this joke, and by the time he got to the punchline... everyone had left the room.

craponteur by Toby1Ryobi May 26, 2009

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crayontoast

1. A piece of buttered toast covered with grated crayons.

2. A substitute for a curse word; a way to express your dislike of something. See shit, fuck, and crap.

3. See Your mom.

1. This crayontoast is delicious!

2. Holy crayontoast!

3. Olive: Those are some nice ones.
Me: Your crayontoast has nice ones.

crayontoast by Lily_Kaelar August 2, 2007

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crayontrum

Crayontrum - n.
When a Creative at an advertising agency throws a temper tantrum about a concept. A combination of the word crayon (a term often used to describe a Creative), and tantrum.

The Creative Director threw a crayontrum when the client asked for design changes he didn't want to make.

crayontrum by MassProduced May 2, 2011

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crasanthama

Loved by African Americans

African Americans: I am down with Crasanthama

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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