crason

when you have a friend named carson. but however, you are an illiterate human who cannot spell simple words.

'hi crason how are you today"
"my name is carson-"

by riv3r++ January 18, 2021

Sofia Carson

A beautiful woman who is funny ( even though she has bad puns ) and is EXTREMELY talented. You may her from her roles in Disney's Descendants 1 & 2 and from A Cinderella Story:If the shoe fits.

"Sofia Carson is so sweet to her fans omg

by Sammivt August 31, 2017

cody carson

The lead singer in the rock band, Set It Off. His voice is fucking beautiful, and if anyone dares defy, then your opinion is WRONG.

Cody Carson sang a cover to Problem by Ariana Grande, which is is Punk Goes Pop Vol. 6.

by really very good April 22, 2018

Crayon Poo

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

crashnbrn

Often imitated, never duplicated.

1. Crashnbrn is an internet personality that has been around for 15 years, as of June of 2012.

She has been everything from a D&D style pyromancer, named 'Perfect girlfriend of the Internets' from 1999-2003, and more.

She was the first one to come up with the meme 'It's navy!'' and the conjunction words 'Cutiful', 'prettiful', and 'confuzzled'.

2. Used when calling someone 'the perfect girlfriend'. (Also known as an 'Autumn')

3. Someone who comes up with memes or conjunction or 'understandable make-up' words. (Also known as a 'crash'.)

1. "Hey, I'm a crashnbrn! I just came up with the word 'smarticles'!"

"Wow, Crash! That's cool!"

2. I'm so lucky to have you. You're such an Autumn... a real crashnbrn.

by One and only Crash sidekick! December 22, 2010