crasm

a spasm occurring in the moment of shitting; the shit retreats back inside the rectum

When I was taking a shit earlier, I crasmed and after that I couldn't finish.

I would rather endure the feeling of a crasm for the rest of my life than go another date with Genevieve.

by forb February 15, 2019

Ice Crasm

A sexual experience conceived during the eating process of a very delicious ice cream.

John: "hey dude, this ice cream is so good."

Joe: "I agree! It's giving me an ice crasm!"

by xtc_jag May 2, 2024

Cram

A little mushy substance you put between your gums. Available in 3 distinct flavors: Raspberry, Berry, VERY Berry. Can be used in the making of weaponry: Must be laid in the sun for a fortnite to become harder than steel. The opposite of Cram is Mark. Cram costs 20 gold coins per bucket. A Cram sword costs 50 gold coins.

“I am selling ‘Cram’ for 20 gold coins.”
“Laid in the sun for a fortnite it can become harder than steel, ‘Cram’ sword.”

by _cvyper August 8, 2019

Cram Sword

This piece of weaponry was created by a blacksmith using cram. The cram sword was made out of cram that was layed out for about a fortnight, making it harder than steel. Right now, the sword goes for 50 gold coins.

I went into battle with a cram sword.

by JakeTheJew August 28, 2019

greg cramery

greg is a very fucking sexy male with a phat horse cock, greg is also known to have a third leg
everytime i see him bending over pulling out the weeds on the front lawn i jizz inn my pants

greg cramery is a sexy man

by anonymous February 1, 2021

CarSmartt

CarSmartt, ( $CRSM) Ride sharing transportation network company similar to Uber& Lyft that provides in-app ride sharing services at a lower rate than a traditional taxi.🚕

My car is in the shop, I’m going to hav a CarSmartt driver take me to work.

by 69Love August 14, 2019

Cram

A little mushy substance you put in between your gums. It's not dip though, don't think it's dip. Comes in many different flavors. Raspberry Cram, berry Cram, and very berry Cram. Sold by the bucket. You will receive Cram upon payment of 20 Gold coins

If you lay Cram in the sun for a fortnite it will be harder than steel.

by AWildOcelot September 7, 2019