crabman

A person with horrendously lacking personal hygiene. Most crabmen, or crabbies, tend to have to long greasy hair, neckbeards, excessive amounts of fat and hubris. The best way to identify a crabman from a disgusting person is the noxious aroma surrounding said crabby, often having a radius of 3 meters or more.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, son, look at that crabman over there! I can smell him from across the hallway!

by rofltiks December 12, 2009

Crabman

Awesome stunt, where a good looking male walks with his arms tangled around his legs he such way that he looks like a crab.

OMG! I can't believe Mike is doing the Crabman again!

by Crabman Fan October 7, 2010

crabman

More commonly known as James or peng

OR

a man with crabs

OR

that guy off my name is earl

"Man I would LOVE crabman to pour whiskey in to my dry vagina!

" ew you had sex with amy, your a crabman now!"

" Hey crabman off my name is earl..."

by crustyG May 28, 2008

Crabman's Walts

When a man (or a woman) has a knee replacement surgery but instead gets the right knee in the left foot and has to spend the rest of their life with two opposing legs shuffling sideways and decided to learn the walts to forget about their misery.

Oh poor Frank, eversinse his knee replacement surgery all he does is the Crabman's walts

by Boredpanda777 July 15, 2020

junior crabman

a younger version of a crabman with heightened gynecomastia and grime but without the noxious odor.

"Who is that Junior Crabman freshman! Damn, he's fugly and look at those jugs!"

by rofltiks February 12, 2010

Crapmanistan

A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.

I asked Sally what country we were bombing, and she shrugged and said, "Crapmanistan."

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

CranMan

1. Someone who is cocky as fuck
2. The guy whose putting cranberries into all the other juices (As made famous by Brian Regan)

1. There goes the CranMan, being a cocky dbag again
2. "Why dont you back off CranMan? Why dont you take your sales trophy and have a vacation?" -Brian Regan, "I Walked on the Moon"

by blu3hat December 29, 2010