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A person with horrendously lacking personal hygiene. Most crabmen, or crabbies, tend to have to long greasy hair, neckbeards, excessive amounts of fat and hubris. The best way to identify a crabman from a disgusting person is the noxious aroma surrounding said crabby, often having a radius of 3 meters or more.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, son, look at that crabman over there! I can smell him from across the hallway!
crabman by rofltiks December 12, 2009
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Awesome stunt, where a good looking male walks with his arms tangled around his legs he such way that he looks like a crab.
OMG! I can't believe Mike is doing the Crabman again!
Crabman by Crabman Fan October 7, 2010
More commonly known as James or peng

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a man with crabs

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that guy off my name is earl
"Man I would LOVE crabman to pour whiskey in to my dry vagina!

" ew you had sex with amy, your a crabman now!"

" Hey crabman off my name is earl..."
crabman by crustyG May 28, 2008

Crabman's Walts

When a man (or a woman) has a knee replacement surgery but instead gets the right knee in the left foot and has to spend the rest of their life with two opposing legs shuffling sideways and decided to learn the walts to forget about their misery.
Oh poor Frank, eversinse his knee replacement surgery all he does is the Crabman's walts

junior crabman 

a younger version of a crabman with heightened gynecomastia and grime but without the noxious odor.
"Who is that Junior Crabman freshman! Damn, he's fugly and look at those jugs!"
junior crabman by rofltiks February 12, 2010

Crapmanistan

A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.
I asked Sally what country we were bombing, and she shrugged and said, "Crapmanistan."
Crapmanistan by cool4dude April 29, 2005
1. Someone who is cocky as fuck
2. The guy whose putting cranberries into all the other juices (As made famous by Brian Regan)
1. There goes the CranMan, being a cocky dbag again
2. "Why dont you back off CranMan? Why dont you take your sales trophy and have a vacation?" -Brian Regan, "I Walked on the Moon"
CranMan by blu3hat December 29, 2010
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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