Crasmatic
You are so crasmatic
Crasmatic by Roachman1965 January 26, 2017
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Cosmatic
Cosmatic is the term relating to incomprehensible occurrences in the known universe. Fusing the concepts of “magic” and “cosmic”, it acts as an all encompassing replacement for any phenomenon that the human mind currently cannot explicitly describe, or explain. The ideological neutrality of the word “cosmatic” is intrinsic to accepting the inevitability of human fallibility when it comes to rationalizing the mysteries of life itself.
ie. "whoa man, the formula for a black hole is infinity times infinity reccouring? Thats hella cosmatic.."
"I dont know why that miracle happened brah, it was just so cosmatic"
"I don't know why we like each other; it's just some cosmatic connection I guess"
"I dont know why that miracle happened brah, it was just so cosmatic"
"I don't know why we like each other; it's just some cosmatic connection I guess"
Cosmatic by minfjfinfp January 28, 2015
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Crasmatic • cashmatician • Chrismatic • Crastic • Camatical • caresmatic • catmatic • Ceramatics • Chaomatic • charasmatic
craftmatic
craftmatic by Mr. Slice April 30, 2015
CRASalicious
Those special situations where the CRAS model solution so totally dominates over the "other" models run at the national centers. A CRASalicious forecast actually gets mentioned in NWS forecast discussions.
Weather Geek 1: "Man, the Eta model appears to have really botched this forecast!"
Weather Geek 2: "Yeah, but feast your eyes on *this* CRASalicious solution!"
Weather Geek 2: "Yeah, but feast your eyes on *this* CRASalicious solution!"
CRASalicious by Aneurysm Boy December 16, 2006
crassmantic
“My boyfriend is so crassmantic, he told me that when I'm slurping on his Schlong, that I complete him.”
crassmantic by The Ominous Harbinger January 26, 2009
catmatic
catmatic by senhorknositall October 21, 2009
cashmatician
Cash + Mathematician = Cashmatician. A term used to describe those dedicated to the 'paper chase.' It implies more than dedication though; it implies precision, skill, success. To be dubbed a cashmatician, a person has to be damn good at makin' that bank.
cashmatician by AxtDisciple August 23, 2007
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