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Cosmatic is the term relating to incomprehensible occurrences in the known universe. Fusing the concepts of “magic” and “cosmic”, it acts as an all encompassing replacement for any phenomenon that the human mind currently cannot explicitly describe, or explain. The ideological neutrality of the word “cosmatic” is intrinsic to accepting the inevitability of human fallibility when it comes to rationalizing the mysteries of life itself.
ie. "whoa man, the formula for a black hole is infinity times infinity reccouring? Thats hella cosmatic.."

"I dont know why that miracle happened brah, it was just so cosmatic"

"I don't know why we like each other; it's just some cosmatic connection I guess"
Cosmatic by minfjfinfp January 28, 2015

craftmatic 

Female who is willing and fully adjustable to any sexual position
2 chains raps "fat rabbit on that craftmatic"
craftmatic by Mr. Slice April 30, 2015

CRASalicious 

Those special situations where the CRAS model solution so totally dominates over the "other" models run at the national centers. A CRASalicious forecast actually gets mentioned in NWS forecast discussions.
Weather Geek 1: "Man, the Eta model appears to have really botched this forecast!"
Weather Geek 2: "Yeah, but feast your eyes on *this* CRASalicious solution!"
CRASalicious by Aneurysm Boy December 16, 2006

crassmantic 

An unrefined, insensitive, or course expression of an amorous ideal.
“My boyfriend is so crassmantic, he told me that when I'm slurping on his Schlong, that I complete him.”

catmatic 

the individual who attacks the dogmatic's opinion
Dogmatic: I am drop dead sexy!
Catmatic: bitch, please, everyone knows you got plastic surgery!
catmatic by senhorknositall October 21, 2009

cashmatician 

Cash + Mathematician = Cashmatician. A term used to describe those dedicated to the 'paper chase.' It implies more than dedication though; it implies precision, skill, success. To be dubbed a cashmatician, a person has to be damn good at makin' that bank.
Shiiiiit. J-Dogg is runnin' so many hustles right now. That playa is a true cashmatician.
cashmatician by AxtDisciple August 23, 2007