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Crappetizer
"Dude, pull over."
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"
Crappetizer by Plabadahey February 4, 2010
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crapplet • crApple • craplet • Crappetizers • crappetite • Capplething • crappled • Crapplesauce • Crapplebee's • crapple pie
holy crip its a crapple
when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair
holy crip its a crapple by jesus was a hirotic February 24, 2009
Crapple
A nickname given to Apple, who makes the iMac (iCrap), iPod (CrapPod), AppleTV (CrappleTV), iPhone (CrapPhone), and iPad (CrapPad). Crapple is notorious for their capability to woo people with a shiny case and a nifty gimmick, but no other endearing qualities, often with a hefty price tag. Their computers are known for being very shiny (literally and figuratively), but having a major lack of software support, and being bragged about because of features any other computer in the world does just as well, if not better.
Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.
Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.
Crapple by Gandalf20000 January 30, 2010
Crappetizers
Small food items you would not normally eat, unless presented to you as the only food option at an event where you drank a bit too much already, and plan to continue to drink.
Crappetizers by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels May 12, 2007
Crapplesauce
Crapplesauce()n. Applesauce made with apples considered sub-par by apple-growers. This term pertains especially to applesauce made with Red Delicious--also known as Red Chief Apples, which produces an applesauce that is neither red, nor delicious and "tastes like crap".
"The applesauce in the cafeteria is gross!"
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."
Crapplesauce by kimbler230 January 19, 2010
Crapplebee's
n. - insulting remark to chain restaurant Applebee's, which appears poised to take over every suburban town as the dominant teenage hangout spot. Often used after consuming their poorly made boneless buffalo chicken.
"Holy crap, it looks like our entire high school is eating at Crapplebee's tonight!"
(on the toilet after bad buffalo chicken) "I'm never eating at Crapplebee's again!"
(on the toilet after bad buffalo chicken) "I'm never eating at Crapplebee's again!"
Crapplebee's by Kulags December 23, 2005
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