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crappeteria 

This is an appropriate abbreviation of "School Cafeteria" which encompasses the green beans in the jello, the mystery meat, and the raisin pot pies, all of which are not very palatable. You could say it's the school cafeteria, but why not use a better word, "crappeteria."

I thought of this thinking of a word that is already in use, "cinemuck" to describe the crud that collects on the floor in a theater.
"Dude, let's go out for lunch ! There's no reason to eat in the crappeteria if we don't have to."
crappeteria by dw817 October 6, 2015
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crapeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria
crapeteria by steve austin July 20, 2004

crapetarian 

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.
Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.
crapetarian by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010

Crapcetera-crapcetera 

The list included the usual: cabbage, rabbits, socks, crapcetera-crapcetera

Crapateria 

That food place at work or in jail.
Crapateria by Homer November 10, 2003

CRAPATERIA 

the cafeteria at your place of employment that sells less-than desirable food.
Hey Jason, let's see what's on the menu for lunch in the crapateria today.
CRAPATERIA by bellibutton May 28, 2011

crapeteria

Crapeteria is a cafeteria that sucks with poor service and crappy food and probably high prices.
I'm not eating in the crapeteria until they serve actual food!
crapeteria by Stevil2014 October 25, 2016