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chatmobile

A chat female. A combination of the words 'chat' and 'mobile', meaning 'one who carries chatness.'
Eewww, it's chatmobile!
by Face_in_a_box March 29, 2007
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chamomiled

Literary masterpiece created by the GREAT RE1000, meaning:

1) to own someone in the utmost capacity with no regard for human life.
2) total and complete humiliation of a noob.
//blasting someone in the face// "JESUS! YOU GOT CHAMOMILED!"
by digink December 27, 2009
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Cuntmobile

An automobile driven by a cunt. Usually dented, dinged and scratched due to the driver's habit of simultaneously caking makeup over her ugly, gabbing on the cellphone, trying to find a station playing her favorite top-40 pop song, sipping an extra large double foam half-caf caramel iced latte with 4 Splendas, and beating her fatherless whelps in the back seat, instead of paying attention to traffic. A cuntmobile's engine noise typifies neglect of regular oil changes and tuneups, and the brakes tend to squeal at every stop as few cunts understand the importance of changing pads (brake or otherwise).
"Jesus Joey, wasn't your neighbor's car new a month ago? it's all dinged and scratched already" "Yeah, last month it was a new automobile, now it's a broken-in cuntmobile."
by ninjadick March 7, 2010
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chrome covered cuntmobile

1) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car designed soley for attracting shallow minded women.

2) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car driven by a pimp.
Tim: "Check-out Danny In is chrome covered cuntmobile!"

John: "Think He'll pick-up chicks in that thing?"

Tim: "Hell! You already know he's a pimp with ten years experience!"
by Carl J. Maltese May 17, 2007
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Chimobile

Noun. Pronounced (Chy-Moh-Beel) A compound word, combing the slang term Chimo with the adjective Mobile. A vehicle used for the transportation of a child molester and his victims. Typically recognized as a shoddy-looking Chevy van or, in rarer cases, a Volkswagen Bus converted into an ice cream truck. The inside of a Chimobile usually consists of shag carpet, curtains to cover the windows, a large bag of assorted hard candies, and a semen-stained mattress.
Observer: "Wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that beat-up van? That's gotta be a Chimobile!"

Narrator: The Chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers, drumsticks and ice cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of the driver.
by JuhCoby25 September 7, 2009
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chomobile

The vehicle of a chomo, in which, the acts of child molestation, rape, and or kidnapping often take place. Typically, this is a large, suspiciuos looking van with few or no windows (an exception is however made for portholes).
I saw some creep driving around in a chomobile playing the ice cream truck song yesterday.
by dirtydan2112 October 8, 2008
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Chazamobile

When someone brings in multiple, UAV's and Sam Turrets in a single game of COD.
'UAV inbound' 'UAV inbound' 'Sam Turret deployed'
Person 1: That kid is bringing in a lot of UAV's and Sam Turrets.
Person 2: I know, what a Chazamobile
by dickwodicus December 28, 2011
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