Over-priced clothing that's been distressed evenly to look expensively moth-eaten. (The clothing equivalent of "bed head" acheived through styling gel.)
to party and get really fucked up. Also to be punched very hard in the face.
Man Seth i was at this party and drank a whole fifth of Southern Comfort and i was fucking cramboned. 2). Hey Zach! This fucking dude just came out of nowhere and cramboned me in the fucking face!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.