cramboiled

When you do a job and takes forever. Then go home and take it in the ass from your wife with giant dildo.

I cramboiled all day. Then wife cram her giant dildo up my red head Ass.

by Daddy pays my bills July 18, 2022

cramboiled creations

A red headed carpenter who takes his sweet time to get over on customer.

Customer never seen cramboiled creations coming.

by Daddy pays my bills July 18, 2022

crambodle

when the bodle is cram.

bruce: hey john hows the kids
john: crambodle 😍

by bruce x john August 19, 2022

crambled

Over-priced clothing that's been distressed evenly to look expensively moth-eaten. (The clothing equivalent of "bed head" acheived through styling gel.)

Paris Hilton bought that crambled shirt at Forever-Twenty-One.

by tdcunning September 22, 2005

Crambled

When a former lad and all round legend becomes a proper meff and serial bailer.

Alright lads, is Craig lad out?

Yes lad, he is defo out

*2 hours later*

Where's Craig?

No idea.

We've been crambled again.

by Brucey W March 3, 2016

Crambled

How you climb out of a Japanese pond when smashed

Lawrence crambled out of the pond

by Onyoponyo March 21, 2021

cramboned

to party and get really fucked up. Also to be punched very hard in the face.

Man Seth i was at this party and drank a whole fifth of Southern Comfort and i was fucking cramboned. 2). Hey Zach! This fucking dude just came out of nowhere and cramboned me in the fucking face!

by BuckerCheese April 22, 2007