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load of crap 

A load of crap is literally just a whole lot of shit. It is often being used to for example this:

Dammit! My computer won't work! Stupid load of crap!
load of crap by The_Shadow November 2, 2013

Croc Load of Crap 

It is a nice replacement for "A load of shit"
"Wow, that is just a Croc Load of Crap!"
1/16th of Barney Stinson's annual salary.
GNB pays Barney 16 craploads of money per year.
Crapload by HarryBolz November 4, 2014
I have a crapload of homework to do.
crapload by Mike Cicero January 9, 2008

craploading 

craploading is the practice where buffet restaurants fill the buffet with food most people won't want, so it looks like the buffet has tons of food on it when you're standing in line, yet on closer inspection most of it has been sitting out there for hours because nobody wants it. Then when something good is put out, it's gone in 30 seconds.
There's nothing but mushroom, jalapeno and anchovy pizzas on the buffet? I hate craploading
craploading by Gentle Jim June 10, 2010