crap clock
Man...no matter where I am, at 8:15am every day, my crap clock goes off and I have to go right away. it's like clock work...
crap clock by Sig Englander July 7, 2006
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crapcock
The NOUN crapcock is used many different ways. Usually used to strip another male of his manhood, similar to calling him a qeer. Also means, gay. Literally it describes a schlong that has recently been in a scrapsor, sadly, another males booty.
Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.
Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.
Related Words
crap clock • craplock • crapslock • crapcock • Crapoclock • crap locker • crap • crap hole • crap bag • crap shoot
crapslock
crapslock by yorkiestomper June 23, 2008
Crapoclock
A time that only occurs when one is sharing a bed with a significant other. Crapoclock is the time that that person comes home, when it is too late or they're too drunk to have sex, and all you want to do is sleep. When that happens, the time is crapoclock.
Crapoclock by hazakaza June 14, 2008
craplock
craplock by LinguisticArtist September 25, 2013
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