crap clock

A person's daily, internal clock for taking a crap.

Man...no matter where I am, at 8:15am every day, my crap clock goes off and I have to go right away. it's like clock work...

by Sig Englander July 7, 2006

crapcock

The NOUN crapcock is used many different ways. Usually used to strip another male of his manhood, similar to calling him a qeer. Also means, gay. Literally it describes a schlong that has recently been in a scrapsor, sadly, another males booty.

Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.

"This crapcock keeps shitting all over my posts for no reason, what a spamcock fuckface!"

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

Craplock

When 2 or more people intend to take a crap in a public bathroom but are waiting for the other(s) to leave first. This causes an infinite cycle and everyone waits and nobody craps.

"Hey Michael, what took you so long?" "Sorry, i got stuck in a craplock"

by Nail-- May 20, 2014

crapslock

The capslock key, the most useless key on the key board.

Shit I hit the crapslock key and have to start over again.

by yorkiestomper June 23, 2008

Crapoclock

A time that only occurs when one is sharing a bed with a significant other. Crapoclock is the time that that person comes home, when it is too late or they're too drunk to have sex, and all you want to do is sleep. When that happens, the time is crapoclock.

Man, I'm so tired. My honey came home at crapoclock last night still all riled up.

by hazakaza June 14, 2008

craplock

craplock is when everything someone posts online is total crap.

SO YEAH MAYBE I'M USING CAPSLOCK BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT USING CRAPLOCK LIKE THE TEABAGGERS.

by LinguisticArtist September 25, 2013