cranky wanky 

The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets

Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him

cranky wanky by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020

Crank Wank 

1) To raise all in/cap limit/pot limit pre-flop in texas hold'em or any community card based poker game. Normally happens during online poker.

Yeah, his poker strategy is all crank wank, no skill.

Crank Wank by Mayor Yana May 4, 2008

Zacky cracky wacky 

Zach is a guy who just flirts with girls to feel good and then dumps them randomly. He loves to hump blonde girls.

Zacky cracky wacky just humped a blonde girl then blocked her.

Zacky cracky wacky by TSVWCR July 31, 2024

crank the wank 

Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.

To masturbate.

Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"

crank the wank by gay_buttsekz_n0_h0m0 September 3, 2009

Wank Crank 

One's Elbow

I was about to blow klum but got a strange pain in my wank crank

Wank Crank by so's your face October 16, 2008

wank the crank 

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.

Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.

wank the crank by Macsloan October 19, 2019

Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off

Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Wank and Crank by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022