cranky wanky

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The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets

Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him

cranky wanky by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020

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Crank Wank

1) To raise all in/cap limit/pot limit pre-flop in texas hold'em or any community card based poker game. Normally happens during online poker.

Yeah, his poker strategy is all crank wank, no skill.

Crank Wank by Mayor Yana May 4, 2008

Zacky cracky wacky

Zach is a guy who just flirts with girls to feel good and then dumps them randomly. He loves to hump blonde girls.

Zacky cracky wacky just humped a blonde girl then blocked her.

Zacky cracky wacky by TSVWCR July 31, 2024

crank the wank

Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.

To masturbate.

Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"

crank the wank by gay_buttsekz_n0_h0m0 September 3, 2009

Wank Crank

One's Elbow

I was about to blow klum but got a strange pain in my wank crank

Wank Crank by so's your face October 16, 2008

wank the crank

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.

Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.

wank the crank by Macsloan October 19, 2019

Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off

Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Wank and Crank by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026