Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
crankasaurus
A person whose crankiness is so extreme it feel like a t-rex just bit your head off. Their crankiness is as large as a brontosaurus and this person is to be avoided.
crankasaurus by beer head September 11, 2009
Related Words
crankus • crankshaft • crankster • cranus • crackus • crankas • Cranksta • crankster gangster • Cranksgiving • Crankshank
cranus
cranus by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013
Crankswirl
To talk or type a string of random,thoughts that seem unrelated because thoughts in-between left out.
"That woman is looking totally hot. Hey did you catch that new way to wax a car?"
"Hey dude what does she have to do with hot wax, you crankswirling again."
"Was just thinking I'd like to wax her body in the back of my car."
"Hey dude what does she have to do with hot wax, you crankswirling again."
"Was just thinking I'd like to wax her body in the back of my car."
Crankswirl by docwho2100 February 12, 2004
Cranjus McBasketball
Cranjus McBasketball by TeeJayDubDub December 3, 2020
Cranksgiving
Cranksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 20, 2017
friday night cranks
friday night cranks by xxchelseakayxx February 12, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026