crankus

Making up a ward to prove your point

Damn that's some crankus

by HazzaDE September 13, 2020

crankasaurus

A person whose crankiness is so extreme it feel like a t-rex just bit your head off. Their crankiness is as large as a brontosaurus and this person is to be avoided.

Watch out for Bob, he is a real crankasaurus this morning.

by beer head September 11, 2009

cranus

Cranial anus;Ass head.

Shut up Dave you fucking cranus.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

Crankswirl

To talk or type a string of random,thoughts that seem unrelated because thoughts in-between left out.

"That woman is looking totally hot. Hey did you catch that new way to wax a car?"

"Hey dude what does she have to do with hot wax, you crankswirling again."

"Was just thinking I'd like to wax her body in the back of my car."

by docwho2100 February 12, 2004

Cranjus McBasketball

One of the funny names mentioned on Impractical Jokers.
Said by Sal Vulcano.
#1

When I call your name, go ahead and go in.
Here's the first name..

Cranjus McBasketball?

by TeeJayDubDub December 3, 2020

Cranksgiving

Thanksgiving with a meth user.

Well, it sure was an aggressive Cranksgiving thanks to Bobo’s meth habit.

by HumaneAnimal November 20, 2017

friday night cranks

Epic prank call web show that comes on stickam every friday from 7-11(est) Funny shit.

I almost peed myself watching friday night cranks

by xxchelseakayxx February 12, 2009