crankasaurus

A person whose crankiness is so extreme it feel like a t-rex just bit your head off. Their crankiness is as large as a brontosaurus and this person is to be avoided.

Watch out for Bob, he is a real crankasaurus this morning.

by beer head September 11, 2009

Crunkasaurus Rex

1. The king of all crunkasaurus.

2. Full on crunkasaurus status.

3. Getting your SERIOUS drink on.

"Yo, that dude is a full on Crunkasaurus Rex"

"I'm about to get my Crunkasaurus Rex face on tonight"

"Crunkasaurus Rex is in the m-therf-ing house"

by Professor J Hizzle January 8, 2015

crapasaurus

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.

Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

by what is eaten must be shat. August 14, 2012

chonkasaurus

Noun. A chunky dinosaur

Hey do you see the size of that chonkasaurus? He’ needs to go on a diet!

You are such a chonkasaurus! You should go on a diet and fix your life style.

Please have your chonkasaurus fixed/neutered! It has impregnated all 70 of my Nargles.

by ChinkyChonkasaurus February 20, 2021

rankasaurus rex

a person or thing who/that is especially disgusting, rank, and/or grody

"Whoa, that three month old cadaver that Chris is poking with a stick is rankasaurus rex!"

by RICHARD, LIZZARD, AND SCHLOSS October 27, 2004

Arkansas Crackasaurus

When the pudgy, slightly overweight, yet mildly cute waitress is helping the table next to you, bends over, her shirt rides up, and behold, 6 inches of ass-crack is staring you in the face.

Dude, did you just see that Arkansas Crackasaurus rear it's ugly head at the next table over?

by Jimmy Crack-a-lactic-a February 17, 2010

chunkasaurus

An extremely large person older than 40 (dinosuar age) that tends to see themselves as young and hot. Also tend to be very touchy and feeley when around person of the opposite sex. Sometimes when drinking gender doesnt matter.

(teen girl to other teen girl) Hey, did you see that chunkasaurus trying to pick me up? SUPER CREEPY!!

by squatasaurus June 14, 2011