crankin' it

verb- 1.slang- male masturbation a.When one is presented with the opportunity to instgate masturbation and also feels it neccesary to announce his endeavor, this term is normally found appropriate by most adult males as a discreet yet powerful way to convey his activity. b.method of jocularly explaining the act of male masturbation. Syn.-wankin' it, flogging the dolphin, spankin' it, chokin' the lizard/chiken, spankin' the monkey, beating the meat, touching my penis, masturbation. Ant.-why the hell are you not masturbating right now?

"Hey Bob, where the fuck is Steve?"
"Probably in his apartment crankin' it."
"Ah. In that case, I'm gonna go and fire off a few knuckle children myself."
"Okay, just don't get it on the walls."

by Toastmaster Tom July 6, 2006

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

by Nick Fox July 29, 2008

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

by Nick A. Fox December 28, 2005

Anne Crankin it

Secretly masturbating or trying to hide the fact that you're masturbating.

"Anne Crankin it" Secretly masturbating. Or trying to hide the fact that you're masturbating.

I was "Anne Crankin it" last night next to my girlfriend.

by JonOstrich March 15, 2025

cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Crankn' it.

The Act Of rolling in your very MASSIVE penis, so you can proform daily tasks, without your cock slapping you in the feet or dragging on the floor. A very hard task to preform. so mother, bothers, sister, fathers, friends, teacher. may help with this. normaly takes hours for those special people with the gift. (: *cough*meredyth;anna&bethany*cough**cough*

Meredyth- im soo tired!!
Anna- to much Crankn' it. ??
Meredyth- YESS took me 3 hours this morning.
Bethany- ohh, mine took agess aswell, soo mum helped me out,, got her panting too.(;

Anna- OMG, my mom is helpin me now!
Meredyth- uhh mine too. that what they are there for anywayyys.

by 5 hour cranker (; April 25, 2010

cranking it

to sleep

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...

by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024