crankinator
crankinator by cdivalicious May 4, 2010
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professional crastinator
One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."
professional crastinator by Burtrum May 13, 2008
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luh crankivator la familia by twizzyromani September 21, 2021
Pro Crastinator
A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.
The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"
The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"
Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?
Joe: It's April already?
Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.
Joe: It's April already?
Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.
Pro Crastinator by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011
proffesional crastinator
A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.
Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator
proffesional crastinator by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009
Professional Crastinator
A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.
Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
Professional Crastinator by 765boo May 2, 2018
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