cranek

an ass

Thomas is such a cranek

by Jesus(Mexican one) May 16, 2018

CRANE TECHNIQUE

1. The "Crane" style of martial arts.
2. Notable in the Karate Kid movie as the winning front kick Daniel used against the Cobra Kai.
3. An electronic musician from Ventura CA.

1. I am studying the CRANE TECHNIQUE style martial art.
2. "If used correctly, no can defense." - Mr. Miyagi

3. The new CRANE TECHNIQUE song is fire!

by Wise Grasshoppa July 10, 2017

crankgameplays

a loud blue haired boy on youtube named ethan nestor who is a literal ball of sunshine

"hey have you heard of crankgameplays?"
"yea, i love him!"

by crink.gumplz January 14, 2017

crankgameplays

A soft boi named Ethan, also known as the backflip guy, that plays video games and does some reaction videos. He is friends with Markiplier, and was a big fan of him before they started being friends. He started a channel with Mark called "Unus annus" meaning "one year" in Latin, they chose this name because they will delete the channel after one year of it creation.

Have you seen the new crankgameplays video????

by for real bruh November 26, 2019

Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Crane Fatty

A person so morbidly obese that they literally can not move unless transported by machinery.

In the movie 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape', the kids are ashamed of their mother because she is so obese. So obese, in fact, that she is a crane fatty.

by Donald P. March 20, 2009

crank a hoon

The process of smoking a cigarette. Cranking = Smoking / Hoon = Cigarette

Hey, man, can you let me crank a hoon

by rizzo111 September 7, 2017