craig’d

When you get a skunked or flat beer.

Drunk1: Takes a sip of beer and makes a sour face.

Drunk2: What’s that face for?

Drunk1: This beer is “Craig’d”

by The original BigLog September 29, 2018

Craig'd

When someone uses puns to have the last laugh.

Person 1: what's your favorite vegetable?

Person 2: corn
Person 1: where do you want to eat?
Person 3: well that went in one ear and out the other.
Person 2 to Person 1: Bruh you got Craig'd!

by Sissylooo June 11, 2019

craig'd it

To say that you will do something, then disappear for the entire time you are supposed to be doing that thing. Additionally, 2 hours after the other person has given up waiting, message them asking if they are logging on, or don't even bother doing that tbh. Just wake up the next day again and make an empty "craig" promise for that night as well.

Luke has craig'd it quite a lot lately. Must be something in the water in Brighton.

by AnzensMum August 4, 2017

Drunkel Craig'd

When your Uncle Craig commits an act in a drunken state that affects you in some way.

I got Drunkel Craig'd this weekend when Drunkel Craig hit a rock with his boat and I had to pull his boat across the lake.

by Notdrunkelcraig July 3, 2017

craig morgan'd

getting hammered, drunk, pissed, until you become an absolute state and all your friends make fun of you afterwards.

dude: "dude, you got completely craig morgan'd last night!"
other dude: "i wasnt that craig morgan'd last night..."
dude: "dude, you signed emile heskey on ultimate team!"

by squarehead94 January 6, 2012

Craig David

A drink popularised in London in early 2014, comprising of a Tequila Shot and a shot of Pineapple juice. Believed to have originated in the mountains of Europe.

The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice

Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.

"shall we order some Craigy Ds?"

"Four Craig David's please"
"Four what?"
"Craig David's..."
"What's that?"
"... you don't know what a Craig David is?"

by TheGoodster April 28, 2014

Craig Donovan

To fake your death and come back multiple times

Yo, I heard Thomas pulled a Craig Donovan last week, but he's back and better than ever!

by The Real Drewski July 3, 2020