craftyism 

Slang. Acronym. Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can.

Dad: can you please sweep the floor, take out the trash, and clean the garage? Son: yes but can you repeat that? Dad: why? Son: I have craftyism.

Dad: what’s craftyism? Son: Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can. Dad: oh ok.

craftyism by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

craftsmanshit 

A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.

Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!

craftsmanshit by bjergen March 23, 2007

craftsman 

A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.

That guy is a fucking Craftsman.

craftsman by GeoTracker October 19, 2005

craftgasm

When home made handy crafts blow your mind.

"I've been looking at craft blogs all day and i've had multiple craftgasms"

craftgasm by Anonymous43567543 October 26, 2012

Captain Craftsman 

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

Captain Craftsman by Jonno93 January 24, 2006

Craftsmith 

An agent of awesome, creating any and everything necessary for a creative performance or genuinely great things. Capable of generating or repurposing anything.

A: He built a lightsaber out of the contents of my pocket!
B: Woah! He must be a Craftsmith!

Craftsmith by The Original Craftsmith October 15, 2014

craptism 

The act of throwing water over the stall wall onto someone taking a dump in a public restroom.

"Why is Scott all drenched?"
"He was craptized earlier while throwing down brown."
"I love a good craptism."

craptism by d'rof71 July 26, 2007