cracktosis

When your ass smells like an outhouse

Dude, you need to shower. You have major cracktosis.

by Huberman January 10, 2021

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

by Danedog July 20, 2010

cracktonite

Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.

Teenage girls are that fool's cracktonite. He can't stay away, but they fuck him up every time.

by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008

Cracktorio

A game in which you automate and build factories that is so addicting that victims will forget to eat and sleep. Once someone are hooked there is no hope of them becoming a normal person again. It's common for people addicted to the substance to believe the factories they build resemble spaghetti thus making their mind forget that they have to acheive food by doing stuff irl. Another common side effect of the game is for the victim's wife and kids to leave them thus giving them more time to play Cracktorio and worsening the vicious cycle.

"This game community is so friendly and constructive! Maybe I should play some more Cracktorio?"
"I was busy playing Cracktorio all night and the week prior. Last week I played a total of 161 hours and I see no problem with that."

by RoadConstructor January 28, 2022

Crackertosis

A black person who wants to impress his/hers oppressor by any means

Will go against their own race but quick to listen to what white people have to say about the Black race.

And will trust the information from white people rather than his/her own people.

“He’s a wearing a M.A.G.A hat & he’s black oh my he’s got Crackertosis”

“She’s got a straight hair weave, pink nails and blue contacts she’s suffering from crackertosis”

by Official Oxford dictionary Uk June 7, 2020

Cracktonia

A majestic empire in the cafeteria of Amity Regional High School. With a well thought out governing body and constitution, Cracktonia has withstood years of attacks from administrative officials and foreign armies. When the country was dissolved, each citizen ceremoniously licked the Crack dividing the two Cracktonian provinces.

"Man, i want to go on vacation"
"Let's go to the majestic nation of Cracktonia!"

by THE CRACKTONIAN PARLIAMENT June 28, 2004

cocktosis

Basically like halitosis except it's a term used for someone with "cock breath".

After the party last night, the redhead in the plaid skirt went home with cocktosis.

by Dee Gomez February 10, 2009