crackspider

The tiny gas bubble that crawls up between the cheeks of your buttocks and creates a sickening smell..

A silent fart that creeps up without any sound. ( When I farted a crackspider got loose. )

by Darr Kingston January 10, 2011

Crack spider

The crack spider,specifically of the wood spider species,is a spider given a verity of Psychoactive drugs ranging from LCD,crack cocaine,Heroine ,Marijuana,and caffeine. The spider will, usually, act in odd ways that do not fit with its everyday life style. For example the crack cocaine type spiders are usually known for Jumping you in dark ally ways,Murdering other spiders families and Setting off World war III by launching a long rang Nuclear Ballistic Missile strait into Moscow,the Capital of Russia.

"The crack cocaine spider waited for the caffeine spider to become exhausted, and then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass." -Crack Spider Documentary

by Dr.FreezeLove March 2, 2017

crackslide

a term used for when one puts their hand in another's butt crack and slides in an upward motion, then slaps the butt.

I just couldn't resist to crackslide her because of her huge butt.

by TheCrackSlidingKidOnTheLoose!! July 11, 2010

crackspert

An expert on crack. Remember Bobby Brown is two cups; Whitney Houston is 3.

Bro #1: "Yo what does it mean to 'cut two lines of coke with drano?"

Bro #2: "I don't know I'm not a crackspert."

Bro #1: "Hmm. So ... negative work."

by 4thfloortalent March 30, 2010

Cockspider.

a midget smoking a joint, oftentimes directly after an orgy involving 7 or more carnies. This must be performed in a dirty carnival or circus-grounds, providing dusty spider-filled areas.

Do you see that cockspider?
Yeah i bet he just fucked those carnies over there.
Gross.

by Tomatoes are my Cheese November 15, 2004

cockspider

One of those creepy unidentifiable spiders that races along like a cockroach, causing the human instinct for survival to take hold, and resulting in the inevitable squashing of said spider so quickly, that time does not allow for proper classification.

Quick, kill it" (annihilation by flip-flop or shoe) "Was that a spider? A cockroach? A cricket?" "No, I'm pretty sure it was a cockspider

by snotweezil May 9, 2011

cracksident

When you accidentally imbibe in narcotics use without knowing it

Last night Becky had a cracksident at Jennifer's party. Apparently those weird Arab guys put heroin on the weed bowl.

by Sopstic December 28, 2021