crackspider
The tiny gas bubble that crawls up between the cheeks of your buttocks and creates a sickening smell..
crackspider by Darr Kingston January 10, 2011
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Crack spider
The crack spider,specifically of the wood spider species,is a spider given a verity of Psychoactive drugs ranging from LCD,crack cocaine,Heroine ,Marijuana,and caffeine. The spider will, usually, act in odd ways that do not fit with its everyday life style. For example the crack cocaine type spiders are usually known for Jumping you in dark ally ways,Murdering other spiders families and Setting off World war III by launching a long rang Nuclear Ballistic Missile strait into Moscow,the Capital of Russia.
"The crack cocaine spider waited for the caffeine spider to become exhausted, and then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass." -Crack Spider Documentary
Crack spider by Dr.FreezeLove March 2, 2017
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Bro #1: "Yo what does it mean to 'cut two lines of coke with drano?"
Bro #2: "I don't know I'm not a crackspert."
Bro #1: "Hmm. So ... negative work."
Bro #2: "I don't know I'm not a crackspert."
Bro #1: "Hmm. So ... negative work."
crackspert by 4thfloortalent March 30, 2010
Cockspider.
a midget smoking a joint, oftentimes directly after an orgy involving 7 or more carnies. This must be performed in a dirty carnival or circus-grounds, providing dusty spider-filled areas.
Cockspider. by Tomatoes are my Cheese November 15, 2004
cockspider
One of those creepy unidentifiable spiders that races along like a cockroach, causing the human instinct for survival to take hold, and resulting in the inevitable squashing of said spider so quickly, that time does not allow for proper classification.
Quick, kill it" (annihilation by flip-flop or shoe) "Was that a spider? A cockroach? A cricket?" "No, I'm pretty sure it was a cockspider
cockspider by snotweezil May 9, 2011
cracksident
Last night Becky had a cracksident at Jennifer's party. Apparently those weird Arab guys put heroin on the weed bowl.
cracksident by Sopstic December 28, 2021
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