cracknappa 

A cracknappa is a person who has no abilities in any fields and is completely and utterly useless. This person will more often than not be a noob also.

Greg, you truly are a cracknappa.

cracknappa by brontarr March 23, 2010

cracklapper 

cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean

Uh oh, Snuffy's putting on his assless chaps. He'll be trolling for cracklappers tonight.

cracklapper by Snuffy January 31, 2005

crackapants 

Well, you see, there are different types of crackapants. There's the type of person who is being a complete retard and is oblivious to what you are saying. And, in other cases, you can just call someone a crackpants to grab their attention

Justin: "Hey Mike! Stop being a crackapants!"

crackapants by Nick Cianci April 9, 2008

crackaphat 

Generic term for anything that can produce an erection e.g. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, sexy body etc

Impotent man goes to the doctor and says "I can't do anything with this soft schlong - you have to give me some crackaphat"

crackaphat by argusm June 7, 2007

Crackaphallus 

A white man with a small penis.

While at Rikers, I noticed the crackaphallus next to me taking a shower.

Crackaphallus by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020