Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Crackasscracka

Cryptoniggary

Cryptoniggary: The act of a black financial advisor stealing money from clients.

Yet again, Demetrius O'neal committed cryptoniggary to the tune of 5MM from clients to pay for back child support.

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A black female who uses a sharp instrument in the commission of a violent crime.

Latoya shaquita-bordened Quantavia after she discovered that Leroy fathered ten of her twelve children.

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A black person released from prison after decades of incarceration.

As an existentialnigga, Marqueese was trying to find his place in society.

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After being evicted from his apartment, D'Andray moved into to a Kenmore box.

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Any surgical procedure that makes a black man sterile.

In order to not pay more child support, Faquan underwent a niggalectomy to avoid fathering more nigglets.

A white man with a small penis.

While at Rikers, I noticed the crackaphallus next to me taking a shower.

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A person with traits endemic of a negro

Although he was wearing a mask, I could tell by his voice and language that he was of the negroid-persuasion

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