Crackasscracka's definitions

Cryptoniggary

Cryptoniggary: The act of a black financial advisor stealing money from clients.

Yet again, Demetrius O'neal committed cryptoniggary to the tune of 5MM from clients to pay for back child support.

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022

shaquita-bordened

A black female who uses a sharp instrument in the commission of a violent crime.

Latoya shaquita-bordened Quantavia after she discovered that Leroy fathered ten of her twelve children.

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022

Existentialnigga

A black person released from prison after decades of incarceration.

As an existentialnigga, Marqueese was trying to find his place in society.

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022

Kenmore box

A dwelling occupied by a homeless black man

After being evicted from his apartment, D'Andray moved into to a Kenmore box.

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022

Niggalectomy

Any surgical procedure that makes a black man sterile.

In order to not pay more child support, Faquan underwent a niggalectomy to avoid fathering more nigglets.

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022

Crackaphallus

A white man with a small penis.

While at Rikers, I noticed the crackaphallus next to me taking a shower.

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022

Negroid-persuasion

A person with traits endemic of a negro

Although he was wearing a mask, I could tell by his voice and language that he was of the negroid-persuasion

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022