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crack nap 

A long period of slumber, that occurs after a long period of crack cocaine use.
Once that nigga took a three day, crack nap.
crack nap by krazykillakomedy January 27, 2010

Crack nap 

When you think you overdosed on crack but you wake up and realize you were really just asleep.
I can’t today because I’m going straight home to take a crack nap”
Crack nap by Cracknaps4ever May 20, 2019

crack napkin 

adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.
John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin
crack napkin by acglow February 10, 2014

Crack napkin 

Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!
A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.
Crack napkin by Rwruff November 19, 2016

cracknappa 

A cracknappa is a person who has no abilities in any fields and is completely and utterly useless. This person will more often than not be a noob also.
Greg, you truly are a cracknappa.
cracknappa by brontarr March 23, 2010