Definitions by argusm

highnuts 

Describes a person whose voice is very high

That lead singer for Sigur Ros is such a highnuts I thought he was a female

highnuts by argusm September 15, 2007

Amazonian Rain Forest 

Densely overgrown pubic bush that is impenetrable and exudes extreme humidity. May harbour unusual or exotic flora and fauna. May be found in some lesbian communities, Appalachian hillbillies, Russian shotputters,female Sasquatch, adrenogenital syndrome and bearded dwarves.

"Hey Chuck how did you go with that Sasquatch last night"
"Real bad. I got stuck in her Amazonian Rain Forest for 12 hours and had to do the angry lawnmower to get out"

Amazonian Rain Forest by argusm June 8, 2007

muscly 

1) Describes something or someone that is awesomely cool
2) Describes something or someone that is physically strong, hard

1) James drove his father's Porsche to the school social. "Hell,dude" said his friend "That's one muscly car!"
2) Thai hookers give the best sex - they have the most muscly vaginas

muscly by Argusm June 7, 2007

see Alice

Sounds the same as Cialis - what you say when you have problems getting an erection

My cock won't get hard - I'll have to see Alice

see Alice by argusm June 7, 2007

crackaphat 

Generic term for anything that can produce an erection e.g. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, sexy body etc

Impotent man goes to the doctor and says "I can't do anything with this soft schlong - you have to give me some crackaphat"

crackaphat by argusm June 7, 2007

aarghasm 

An unpleasant orgasm because of pain, fear of pregnancy, disease or embarassment

My rubber broke when I was shafting this poxy whore causing me to have an aarghasm

aarghasm by argusm June 7, 2007

nip and tuck 

Sex change operation - gender reassignment

Brian had always wanted to be a woman so he saved hard to go to Thailand for a nip and tuck

nip and tuck by argusm June 7, 2007