crackapants

Well, you see, there are different types of crackapants. There's the type of person who is being a complete retard and is oblivious to what you are saying. And, in other cases, you can just call someone a crackpants to grab their attention

Justin: "Hey Mike! Stop being a crackapants!"

by Nick Cianci April 9, 2008

Niggerbob Crackpants

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.

Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)

by Niggward Tentacles August 18, 2009

crackalantern

a crackhead who is missing teeth.

Did you see that crackalantern on the street? He had one tooth left.

by fjelderstadt June 28, 2005

crankypants

A person who is cranky on a regular basis over stupid things. They are not angry, just cranky.

My boss can be a real crankypants.

by Janet S. July 22, 2008

crankypants

Metaphorical pants that infuse the wearer with feelings of crankiness. The level of crankiness depends on the tightness of the pants.

Alex, chill bubba, seriously, how tight are your crankypants today?

by senorgato July 15, 2006

Crackaracts

When someone has smoked crack for so long, they know longer have a grip on reality and see the world through a cracked vision...

Whoa, have you seen Crystal-Lee lately, man, she's that cracked out, her crackaracts are so bad, she be thinking her booty be the same as when she was 20!!!!

by UnkleFranky May 2, 2018