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crackerbating 

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.
See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

CrackerJacking 

When you slightly apply a thick coat of peanut butter around your penis then gently place saltine crackers and spread them over the tip and bottom of your cock sandwiching them and spread jelly lightly on a girls outter pussy lips .

Thrusting your saltine coated cock inside her mashing the saltines as you sing and chant the peanut butter jelly song thrusting at the pace of the song

If you don't have peanut butter you can always substitute with nutella only you have to sing chocolate rain instead .
Ex. Damn Jenny is so bad I would love to crackerjack her and show her some peanut butter jelly time

Me and Paulina were crackerjacking their were crumbs fucking everywhere

Crackelating 

Hey holmey what's CRACKELATING?
Crackelating by Krispy December 7, 2003

crackerlackin

"hey, this place is crackerlackin"
crackerlackin by jwm2 July 26, 2005

crackerlackin

"Hey, what's crackerlackin'?, this Snoop Dogg." on a radio promo.
crackerlackin by december April 7, 2005

Crackerjacking 

The act of stealing a caucasian person's vehicle
I'm off for a hard days crackerjacking on the upper east side