Javaism

(Full name) The Temple of Javaism

The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.

Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ

All are supple names for the Javac God.

The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.

One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.
Hey you stupid Jav! Got back to your temple and practice your dumb Javaism!
by Krispy April 01, 2005
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Hot Hole

Originated in Toledo,Ohio by Nick Cherry. It is when you lick someones anus.
Last night when i gave her a hot hole i got a chunk of corn stuck in my mouth.
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Crackelating

Hey holmey what's CRACKELATING?
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soda slut

Noun:
1. An idividual with a carbonation/caffine dependancy.

2. One who befriends employees at certain establishments in order to score free sodas to support their habbit.
Damn JJ, have you been soda slutting it out all night? This is fourth 32oz. tonight man.
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THE WGL

This is a slang abreviation that refers to the West Gym Lobby of Enloe High school, it has been adapted to just mean any lobby of any building.
Yo man, i'll meet you in the wgl later?
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bonchulater

The act of hitting one's bonch with a calculater.
Did you see that bonchulator? She'll be feeling that one for a day or two
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cockulator

A swift swash with a calculor to the cock.
The male version of the bonchulator
That bitch done dropped me to the floor with that crochulator.
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