crackeritis

A psychological disorder that starts out by making a person so white, then makes them believe that they are of a different ethnicity. Usually found in children between the ages of 7 and 12. It is rare but you will occasionally find a person that is not white suffering from this disorder.

Justin Bieber has a major case of crackeritis

I met a kid on xbox who was suffering from crakceritis

by rlaux, fwu July 8, 2010

Crackeritis

When a white person eats too much food and gets tired so he has the itis

My wife made a whole bunch of food that I ate on super bowl Sunday. I ate a whole bunch of it and I am white so therefore I have crackeritis

by The new meaning guy February 7, 2021

crackeritis

Crackeritis is a thing or "condition" that is used to describe people who are mixed with white and something else and tend to appear light skinned/pale.

person one: dude are u white?

person two: nah man, just got crackeritis.

by HomoForMyHusband May 11, 2022

Crackertosis

A black person who wants to impress his/hers oppressor by any means

Will go against their own race but quick to listen to what white people have to say about the Black race.

And will trust the information from white people rather than his/her own people.

“He’s a wearing a M.A.G.A hat & he’s black oh my he’s got Crackertosis”

“She’s got a straight hair weave, pink nails and blue contacts she’s suffering from crackertosis”

by Official Oxford dictionary Uk June 7, 2020

Crackertivity

Crackertivity refers to an activity typically associated with whiteness. Especially when the activity can be perceived as extra, unnecessary and attention seeking. You do not have to be a white person to participate in a crackertivity.

“Did you see that video of the girl parachuting while eating a blueberry pie?”

“Yeah, that crackertivity was unnecessary.”

by Notreally_here September 10, 2022

crackerims

When a caucasian foolishly adds pimped up rims to an otherwise caucasian-y vehicle.

Did you see that Bob put spinners on his new Volvo? That fool's got crackerims.

by BJC bitches April 3, 2007

crackeriest

To be the whitest person that you know. to be so whit that you say purchase instead of buy. If your the crackeriest person you know you might be nicknamed powder, saltine, whitey,salt,sugar or anything else that might be white.

(justin teachout)-Are you guys gonna purchase those or what?

Justin Teachout is the crackeriest person i know

by brook kirk August 21, 2006