crackeriest 

To be the whitest person that you know. to be so whit that you say purchase instead of buy. If your the crackeriest person you know you might be nicknamed powder, saltine, whitey,salt,sugar or anything else that might be white.

(justin teachout)-Are you guys gonna purchase those or what?

Justin Teachout is the crackeriest person i know

crackeriest by brook kirk August 21, 2006

Crackeress 

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!

Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

Crackeress by Crackeress lover May 12, 2011

Crackerposting 

The action of posting something that sounds stereotypically white, i.e. the whitest thing you've ever heard.

CJ: I'm going to spam this white power GIF in the chat.
Juno: Crackerposting

Crackerposting by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 19, 2023

crackerims 

When a caucasian foolishly adds pimped up rims to an otherwise caucasian-y vehicle.

Did you see that Bob put spinners on his new Volvo? That fool's got crackerims.

crackerims by BJC bitches April 3, 2007

crackerettes 

cracker bitches

Nigga I'm sick of these ghetto hoez...let's go to the white hood and get us some crackerettes.

crackerettes by Nick D February 13, 2003

crackerism 

Honky stuff. You know, like mayonnaise and soccer practice.

The now-defunct Neo-nazi Bot promoted crackerism.

crackerism by A Pittance April 29, 2005

crackerettes 

A white girl

Nigga I'm sick of these ghetto hoez...let's go to the WHITE hood and get us some crackerettes.

crackerettes by Anonymous April 11, 2003