To be the whitest person that you know. to be so whit that you say purchase instead of buy. If your the crackeriest person you know you might be nicknamed powder, saltine, whitey,salt,sugar or anything else that might be white.
(justin teachout)-Are you guys gonna purchase those or what?

Justin Teachout is the crackeriest person i know
by brook kirk August 21, 2006
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