Cracker Man

A man whore. Anyone with this title is honestly the biggest whore I've ever met, it's almost sad that he gets so much bitches,, it's like he has nothing better to do.

But besides that, He's probably the best to have a conversation with, 11 / 10, would recommend.

Oh look! It's Cracker Man!

by Dogsarehot202020 August 8, 2021

cracker mansion

Typically a new-construction home, usually located on the outskirts of suburban sprawl. The occupants used to be rednecks, but they now have better paychecks. Their old house featured a car up on cinder blocks and a small garden inside a truck tire laid flat. The new house, probably ranch style, features a powerboat and two ATVs with a burbling concrete fountain with a little boy peeing out front. The front door will have an oval frosted pane window with a faux-bronze inlay and the interior décor will focus on the large screen TV. There will be at least twenty identical cracker mansions nearby. Note: the neo-colonial-style version of this home costs substantially more and may involve soaring foyers, brick facades in front of the house and Styrofoam (EIFS) on the side and back of the house. If invited to an up-scale cracker mansion, be sure to bring blush wine.

Five years ago, this was a corn field, but now it's filled with cracker mansions.

by Alaric Meade August 30, 2005

Cranker Man

A Crank (Meth) Addict

Wow look at that Cranker Man, I wonder if he sells.

by Coaster Happy February 17, 2012

chacker-man

A china-man who is convinced he's so westernised, that he's transformed himself into a white man.
Many believe they are more western and superior in this form than the real thing.

cracker + china-man

for fuck sake, look at that little chacker-man

Sup Chacker?

by pauliepaul February 21, 2007

Crackerman

Damn good song by Stone Temple Pilots.


Go hear it or I'll come chop your balls off.

Crackerman is cool beans, yo.

by Big Sweaty Anus August 8, 2004

crackerman

Crackerman is a Canadian rock band that covers Stone Temple Pilots' songs. Their lead singer is fat and has a terrible voice compared to original STP. This unoriginal idea is the worst thing to happen since Anna Nicole Smith's television show.

I also think that a Crackerman is a heroin dealer, but I'm not 100% positive.

That band from Ontario named Crackerman fucking sucks ass.

by Trey December 29, 2004

Crackerman

Racist term for a rich, middle aged white guy who hates and wants to dominate women and people of colour.

Ted Cruz is a shining example of a Crackerman.

by Pffft March 29, 2015