Definitions by JDCDC

Philterval

The unpredictable amount of time between sending Phil a text and receiving a response.

What's the Philterval these days? Twelve hours? Three weeks?

Philterval by JDCDC June 26, 2026

Phildelay

The mysterious period of time between when a text message is received and when Phil finally responds.

Sorry about the Phildelayed you. I saw the text three days ago and immediately forgot about it.

Phildelay by JDCDC June 26, 2026

Philseen

To read a message, mentally compose a response, and never send it.

He totally Philseen’d my text.

Philseen by JDCDC June 24, 2026

Philterval

The unpredictable amount of time between sending Phil a text and receiving a response.

What’s the Philterval these days? Twelve hours? Three Days?

Philterval by JDCDC June 24, 2026

Phildelay

The period of time between when Phil receives a text and when he remembers that text exists. Often measured in days rather than minutes. Not malicious; simply Phil. 😁

Sorry I Phildelayed you. I saw the text three days ago and immediately forgot about it.

Phildelay by JDCDC June 24, 2026

crabtastrophe 

An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.

(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.

crabtastrophe by JDCDC September 23, 2018

Hovercocking 

To hinder in a circular hovering manner, with evil stares and bad vibes, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.

While I was talking to Jane this dude was totally hovercocking me. What the fuck is his problem?

Hovercocking by JDCDC August 16, 2016