JDCDC's definitions

Hovercocking

To hinder in a circular hovering manner, with evil stares and bad vibes, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.

While I was talking to Jane this dude was totally hovercocking me. What the fuck is his problem?

by JDCDC August 16, 2016

crabtastrophe

An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.

(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.

by JDCDC September 23, 2018