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crabfag by Murdertrain February 5, 2009
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Crabfag
A guy typically named will who sucks a lot of dick (sometimes even his own dick) like smacking other boys ass and calls boys thick
shut the fuck up Crabfag
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crabfag • crabbage • crabagail • Crabbage Patch • crabfart • Crablagon • Crabmagod • crabpage • crapfag • Arabian Crabface
crabcage
a more extreme synonym of the phrase "fishing for attention"; an oblique statement designed to provoke a follow-up question from the listener/reader (can refer to the statement itself or as a verb when referring to the use of such a statement).
very commonly used on facebook to bait comments asking for elaboration.
very commonly used on facebook to bait comments asking for elaboration.
Arabian Crabface
When you give someone the Arabian goggles and you have genital crabs and you get crabs in their hair and eyebrows
Arabian Crabface by Arabian Crabfaced January 3, 2010
Crabbage Patch
A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.
Crabbage Patch by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017
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