crabfag

Someone who makes plans to do something, then backs out at the last minute.

John was gonna hang out with us, but then he totally Crabfagged out.

by Murdertrain February 5, 2009

Crabfag

A guy typically named will who sucks a lot of dick (sometimes even his own dick) like smacking other boys ass and calls boys thick

shut the fuck up Crabfag

by Delo January 26, 2020

crabcage

a more extreme synonym of the phrase "fishing for attention"; an oblique statement designed to provoke a follow-up question from the listener/reader (can refer to the statement itself or as a verb when referring to the use of such a statement).

very commonly used on facebook to bait comments asking for elaboration.

Dave said he couldn't make dinner because he'd be "out of the country." So obvious he wanted me to ask where he was going; it was a total crabcage.

by jimnobu November 21, 2014

crabbage

ADJ-Having qualities of a cranky person. N- What you are full of if you are cranky.

N-You're full of crabbage. Get off your shit. ADJ-Quit being a crabbage ass.

by Nate April 6, 2004

Arabian Crabface

When you give someone the Arabian goggles and you have genital crabs and you get crabs in their hair and eyebrows

Whats that?

Arabian Crabface.

Nice.

by Arabian Crabfaced January 3, 2010

crabfart

A womens queef or a mans fart where the are is covered in hair with crabs and whils the air (flatulence) leaves the body little crabs(lice) fly through the air

Yo.. that hoe was nasty i had to shave my head after she left a nasty crabfart afer sex

by djames69 June 30, 2011

Crabbage Patch

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.

That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.

by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017