crapfag

someone who clearly craps for pleasure.

Melissa:"dude, are you ok in there?"
Kevin: "dude sorry im in the crapfag phase."

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

Baby Crapface

Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.

sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"

by mrparka December 27, 2011

crapwagon.com

A handful of pasty male bitches riddled with phlebitis who are so powerless in life that all they can do is whine like crybabies on the Internet for two decades about how miserable they are after Tony George took their bottles away.

Buddy, man up and take charge of your life or else you'll end up like the crapwagon.com sewer-dwellers.

by Life Is Grand August 28, 2016

crapagate

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or otherwise tell or relay lies and propaganda, particularly if done with foreknowledge that the "crap" is indeed "crap".

The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.

by taoteqingren December 10, 2006

crapagate

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or othwrwise tell or relay lies and propaganda.

The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.

by taoteqingren December 11, 2006

Crapface

1. Insult given to any jerk (See also; Squishface)
2. Term of endurement given to friends
3. A man with crap on his face

"Hey, you little crapface..."
"Let's go, crapface."

by Paul W March 24, 2004

crapfaint

While taking a large deuce you push so hard that you almost black out.

Steve used the bathroom at Jamey's house. 30 minutes later Steve returned and said, "Crapfainted again gotta stop eating at P.F. Changs."

by Swandive123 August 16, 2010