Search
Home page
Browse
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
Store
Blog
World
Advertise
Add a definition
User settings
Browse
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
Store
Blog
World
Advertise
Search
Crabbage Patch
Share definition
A human's
genital
area that appears to itch or have an itchy
situation
occurring;
possibly
due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.
That dude
was
scratching
his crabbage patch the
whole time
he was shopping.
by
Dietheinknurse
March 28, 2017
Flag
Get the
Crabbage Patch
mug.
More random definitions