Definitions by Dietheinknurse

Crabbage Patch 

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.

That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.

Crabbage Patch by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017